Tuesday, December 24, 2013

A River House Christmas Ditty


Cousins at Christmas: Thor, John, Peter, Dave, Ann, Steve, Vicki, Irish Setter Mike




Dear George,
Every year Christmas Eve takes me back nostalgically to family celebrations at our house on Riverside Boulevard in Menominee.  Friends would visit all week long, Vic would spray paint an evergreen at the auto body shop, our extended family would gather for a big party on Christmas Eve, Doris would prepare a holiday banquet, and we’d all wait anxiously for Santa.  It recently struck me that this grand family occasion has never been set to music. The lyrics below are written to be sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells.”  “Jingle Bells”, of course, starts with an initial verse (“Dashing through the snow / In a one-horse open sleigh / O’er the fields we go …etc.), followed by the chorus (“Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way…etc.).  Then another verse (“A day or two ago…”), a repetition of the chorus, etc.  If you want to play the tune on the piano while you sing, the musical score is available at www.jingle-bells-lyrics.com.  Here’s my revised Menominee family version.
Love,
Dave


When we were little kids
And lived on Riverside
December was the best
Because of Yuletide

We all believed in Santa
He lives at the North Pole
We learned if kiddies misbehaved
They’d get a lump of coal

(chorus)
Norway pines
River ice
Santa we love you
All those gifts, it’s just so fine
And we got some ice cream too

My dad would take us kids
We’d walk across the road
He’d pick a tall blue spruce
To home the tree we towed

Then to the body shop
They’d spray it blue or pink
Aunt Martha was perplexed
She knew not what to think

 (chorus)
Norway pines
Colored lights
Santa we love you
All those gifts, it’s just so fine
And we got some ice cream too

Christmas was our party time
Friends stopped by every day
The adults joked and talked
The kids played on the bay

My parents had great friends
O’Haras, Worths, and Mars
Sawyers, Caleys, St. Peters too
The Jacobsen girls were stars

Norway pines
Acorn fights
Santa we love you
All those gifts, it’s just so fine
And we got some ice cream too

Our family met on Christmas Eve
We played games with our cousins
The grownups got all cheery
Drinking Swedish glug by the dozens

My uncles Ralph and Kent
Brought drugstore samples for all
Uncle Karl brought furs and jewels
Aunt Millie spoke in a drawl

(chorus)
Norway pines
Popcorn strings
Santa we love you
All those gifts, it’s just so fine
And we got some ice cream too

My mother cooked a feast
Roast turkey, brussel sprouts
About those sweet potatoes
I always had my doubts

Dessert would be schaum torte
Such an incredible dish
How did Doris make it?
Perhaps she boiled a fish

(chorus)
Norway pines
Chickadees
Santa we love you
All those gifts, it’s just so fine
And we got some ice cream too


We’d leap right up at sunrise
And rush down to the tree
The presents were in piles
For Pete, Steve, Vick, and me

Roller skates, water paints
Checker boards and trains
Lincoln logs and teddy bears
It frazzled our kiddie brains

(chorus)
Norway pines
Mistletoe
Santa we love you
All those gifts, it’s just so fine
And we got some ice cream too

Now that I’m grown up
A thought occurs to me
It wasn’t even Santa
Who brought us all that glee

My parents kept it hidden
And worked behind the scenes
They never took the credit
But we know what it means

(chorus)
Norway pines
River ice
Sweet parents we love you
All your gifts, they were so fine
You gave us ice cream too-ooh
Norway pines
River ice
Sweet parents we love you
All your gifts, they were so fine
And you gave us ice cream too!



G-Mail Comments

-JML (12-27): That's great dad. Forgot about your painted trees. Merry Christmas
-Donna D (12-25): David, this brought a joyous tear to my eye:). Did u cry as u wrote this? Sooo fun.... Makes ur family Christmas sound like every kids (and adults) dream, wonderful!

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