Monday, September 17, 2018

Good Camping Recipes



Dear George,
Aside from microwaving Lean Cuisines and tossing salads with iceberg lettuce, I don’t do much cooking at home.  When I go camping though, I carefully pick and prepare a menu from the many dozens of camping recipes that I’ve accumulated over the years.  As a contribution to the public well-being, I describe a few of my favorites here.
Love,
Dave

BREAKFAST

Breakfast Hash (serves 4)
Ingredients:
3-4 medium potatoes, diced
1 package sausage links, diced 
1 medium onion, chopped 
1 cup sliced mushrooms
1 cup diced red, green, yellow pepper 
8 eggs, beaten 
1 1/2 - 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese
How to prepare:
Cook the potatoes in a buttered skillet for about ten minutes.  Then add the sausage, Onion, mushroom, and pepper.  Cook until the potatoes are cooked through.  Pour in the beaten eggs, and cook until the eggs are done.  Top with shredded cheese, and let it melt.  (Note: the various vegetables are optional.  Crumbled fried bacon can be substituted for sausage links.)  

Cheeseburger Breakfast (serves 2)
Ingredients: 
2 Hamburger patties 
6 eggs 
Shredded cheese
Salt and pepper 
How to Prepare: 
Fry the hamburger patties, and then set them aside.  Scramble the eggs in the hamburger grease.  While the eggs are cooking, cut the burger patties into bite sized pieces.  When the eggs are done, remove from heat, add the burger pieces and cheese, and let sit for a minute or two till the cheese is melted.  Add salt and pepper.  

Grilled Breakfast Sandwich (serves two)
Ingredients: 
4  eggs 
1/4 cup milk 
2 - 4  slices of Black Forest Ham 
2 - 4  slices of cheddar or American cheese 
4 - 6  slices of white bread 
Maple syrup 
How to Prepare: 
Beat the eggs, pour in milk, and mix together.  Dip bread in the mixture and cook both sides until golden.  Add one slice of cheese and one slice of ham between two slices of the cooked bread.  Serve with maple syrup.  

LUNCH OR SUPPER

Ground Beef Stroganoff  (serves 4)
Ingredients: 
1 pound ground beef 
1 small onion, finely chopped 
1 can cream of mushroom soup 
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce 
black pepper, to taste 
granulated garlic, to taste 
cooked noodles 
How to Prepare:  
Brown meat in saute pan. Discard fat. Add chopped onions and cook until transparent. Add cream of mushroom soup (but no water), Worcestershire sauce, black pepper, and garlic. Simmer. Serve over cooked noodles.  (Note: can substitute sliced chicken breasts for ground beef.)     

Skillet Scramble (serves 4)
Ingredients: 
1 lb ground beef (or ground sausage, ground turkey, etc.)
1 medium bell pepper 
1 medium red pepper 
1 medium onion 
3 medium tomatoes 
6 large eggs 
1/2 cup shredded cheese (or 4 slices work) 
Salsa
Salt, pepper 
How to Prepare: 
Brown meat, onion, pepper, tomatoes, and seasonings. Drain.  Add eggs and scramble all together until eggs are done. Take off heat and add cheese on top to melt.  Serve with salsa on the side (optional).  

Fried Fish Fillets with Lemon Mustard Butter  (serves 4) 
Ingredients: 
4 medium sized fish fillets (e.g., trout)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/3 cup milk
1/2 cup flour
3 tablespoons oil
5 tablespoons butter
2 1/2 teaspoons French style mustard
1 teaspoon parsley flakes
2 tablespoons lemon juice 
How to Prepare: 
 Mix the salt and milk together. Dip each fillet in the mixture, then roll in flour. Heat the oil and 3 tablespoons of the butter in a large skillet or pan. Fry the fish until they are tender and crispy. Remove fish from the pan and keep warm.  Quickly stir the mustard, the remaining butter, and the parsley flakes into the butter in the pan. Add the lemon juice, bring to a boil, and pour the hot lemon-mustard butter over the fish.

Quick & Easy Chicken Stir Fry (serves 2) 
Ingredients: 
Rice (or noodles, pasta)
Chicken (or sausage, bacon, etc.) 
Assorted vegetables (e.g., peppers, onions, mushrooms, beans, carrots, broccoli)
Pasta sauce (or curry sauce, Chinese sauce, etc.)  
How to Prepare: 
Cut up the meat and put it in a heated pan with a little oil.  Once the meat has browned,  add the chopped vegetables.  Stir fry, then add 
a jar of pasta sauce.  Serve with rice or noodles.



Saturday, September 8, 2018

This and That



Dear George,
We’re trying to adjust to being back home after an exciting vacation in New Orleans with our family.  We did lots of things there, and now we are suffering from some sort of post-vacation lethargy.  Partly this is because the U.S. Open has been going on for two weeks, and ESPN has been broadcasting matches daily from 11 a.m. to 12 midnight.  This is an awful lot of tennis to watch, but we have done our best, probably averaging five or six hours a day.  Basically this amounts to watching two players hit a ball back and forth across a net until one of them misses.  For us as viewers, this has amounted to about 25,000 hits so far (e.g., 4,000 serves, 11,000 forehands, 7,000 backhands, and 3,000 volleys).  You’d think that that might get boring, but, in fact, we’ve gotten more obsessed as time has gone on.  By and large, the results have been painful.  We started out rooting for our favorites, Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova.  Maria, plagued with unforced errors, lost in the round of 16, and Roger, who said he couldn’t breathe in the hot muggy New York air, played the worst match of his career in the quarter-finals.   We still had hope for Sloane Stephens and Raphael Nadal, but 3rd- seeded Sloane was soundly defeated by the 19th seed, and Rafa had to retire from his semi-final match because of tendonitis.  I’ll be relieved when the Open is over. 

When we came back from NOLA, I asked Katja to stop cooking for me since I was going to go on my Spartan weight-loss diet.  That was nine days ago, and so far I’ve lost nine pounds.  I’ve always been fairly successful losing weight when I set out to do it seriously, although I realize I will to hit a plateau any day now.  I drink lots of water and have cut back to two meals per day.  For brunch I have a few ounces of sliced turkey, some cole slaw, and some cottage cheese.  For supper, tossed salad with tuna and or cottage cheese.  I don’t actually get too hungry.  The main drawback is that I’ve been having a terrible time sleeping.  As far as I can tell from the Internet, dieting makes your body restless and it protests by staying awake.  I will try drinking a little milk before bedtime and see if that helps.

Another source of sleeplessness cropped up when Katja asked me to type and print a letter for her requesting that a California company stop sending her skin care products.  It turns out she purchased a product that she saw advertised on TV, and now they are sending her unordered products every couple of weeks.  I looked up the company on the Internet, and they immediately turned up on “Ripoff.com".  All their customers have the same complaint.  The company sends products without asking and charges $125 per shipment.  They tell people that they cannot return products and they can’t give refunds.  I, of course, have gone slightly insane, begging Katja to contact her credit card companies to cancel future payments.   At present she’s thinking about the best course of action.  

I try to find solace in writing poetry, but I’ve been suffering from writer’s block ever since our OLLI poetry workshop ended nine weeks ago.  I apparently have become dependent on the teacher to give a homework assignment before I can figure out what to write about.  Instead of anything new, I’ve been working on revising some old poems that I’d never completed.  Some of the titles are: Foul Air; The Downhill Slide; Near the Bed of Death; Night Terrors; and Narcissistic Angst.   I’ve been putting some of these on a blog called “Funny Poems Maybe”, but Katja pointed out that most aren’t that funny.  Oh well, that’s my early September report.  Now I’m off to watch the U.S. Open Women’s Final.
Love,
Dave