Wednesday, December 18, 2024

A MODERN CHRISTMAS FABLE


Dear George, 
Mrs. Claus was worried. For weeks Santa hadn't been himself. Even though the season was here, he was staying in bed till noon each day. And when he got up, he never went to the workshop. God knows what the elves were doing. Mrs. Claus tried to ask what was wrong, but all he would do was shake his head and say there is no hope. As it turns out, Santa was convinced that the spirit of Christmas was dead. People were ruled by hate rather than love. All around the world countries were forsaking democracy and turning to fascism. Mass killings and political violence were at their peaks. America was the worst. A majority of the nation’s voters were ignorant of the issues, and elections were a farce. The country's future looked dismal. 

Mrs. Claus asked Santa what he was going to do. At first Santa wouldn't say anything. Then he finally explained that he was going to skip Christmas. “Skip Christmas”, Mrs. Claus said in horror. “Why you can’t do that. Christmas is your whole life.” “The people have decided,” Santa said dejectedly. “Christmas no longer has a place in their world.” Soon Christmas Eve did arrive, and, instead of hooking up his reindeer to their sleigh, Santa drank a large Scotch and went to bed. His wife wrung her hands and cried. But Santa had made his decision. 

Christmas morning arrived, and children around the world leapt out of bed and rushed down to the family Christmas tree. Imagine their surprise. The stockings on the fireplace were empty. The cookies and milk they’d left for Santa and his reindeer were untouched. And not a single gift was under the tree. Such weeping and wailing. And when the parents came down they were equally puzzled. What had happened to Santa? It didn’t take long for the word to get around. Santa hadn't come to anybody’s house. Something terrible had happened. 

Rumors abounded, Some thought that Santa’s sleigh had collided with a meteor. Others thought that pirates had captured him and made him walk the plank. A few thought that a multi-billionaire had bought up all of Santa’s presents and kept them for himself. However, in Punxsutawney Pennsylvania little children Betsy and Billy Baumgarten had their own idea. From watching TV news and listening to their parents’ conversations, they determined that Santa was so sad about the state of the world that he couldn't bring himself to deliver gifts this year. Betsy and Billy put their theory on Tik Tok, and their message went viral. Thousands of hits, then hundreds of thousands and millions and billions. All around the globe children realized that Betsy and Billy were correct, and they tried to figure out how they could bring back the spirit of Christmas for Santa. The children left their houses. They shoveled their elderly neighbors’ sidewalks, helped blind people across the street, brought groceries to needy families. The older children wrote letters to political leaders and recruited their parents to their cause. 

Santa watched all these developments with amazement. "Good for the children,” he said, "I should never have doubted them.” Though the world remained deeply troubled, the childrens’ efforts made Santa optimistic for the future. He began planning for the best Christmas ever in the coming year. 

 Love, 
 Dave