Dear George,
As you know, I’ve always been obsessive about collecting
and ordering things. Usually these
are material objects of some sort, but recently I’ve been collecting “messages”
(rules, directions, commands, suggestions, etc.) that are printed on posters,
placards, signs, cards, etc., in or near Ludlow Ave., the main street of our
neighborhood business district.
They’re a concrete reminder of the nonstop barrage of directive messages
that we’re exposed to in our daily lives.
Here’s my report.
Love,
Dave
If you’re taking a walk on Ludlow Ave.
And aren’t sure of just what to do
Simply read all the signs that are posted
Here, from my list, are a few:
- Wrong
Way
- Buckle
Up
- Beware
of the Dog
- Please
Have ID Ready
- No
Littering, Loitering, Panhandling or Begging
- Prohibited:
Bicycle Riding, Skateboarding, Rollerblading
- Press
down hard on the handle
- DANGER:
Hazardous Voltage, will cause death.
- Notice:
All Backpacks and Large Purses are Subject to Search
- Sorry
-- No Dogs Allowed
- Smoking
causes lung cancer
- We
request that you remove any hats, caps, sunglasses or hoods
- No
weapons or firearms
- Children
No Longer Allowed Unless Being Serviced!
- Don't
Be A Butthead
All these rules, of course, are “Don’ts”
There are endless things one shouldn’t do
But you’ll also discover some “Do’s” on my street
Including some I never knew:
- Puppies
Welcome
- Free
Food / Free Drink
- Go
Bearcats
- Increase
mindfulness & serenity
- Breathe
- Fight
to the Finish! Never Give In
- Manifest
Your Exquisiteness
- Say
Hello to Happy
- TRUST
in YOUR beautiful, HOLY, Light-filled Divinity
- Today
Is Going to Be Awesome
Walking on Ludlow is no easy task
There are thousands of rules that apply
I try my hardest to be correct
Though it does take some work to comply
There clearly are many more Don’ts than Do’s
They’re invented by people who lack smiles
The Do’s seem to come from more mellow folk
Who encourage alternative lifestyles
To manifest exquisiteness, I’d say, is the hardest
For one, I’ve lost touch with this trait
If I find it, how do I manifest it?
Do I even want to be in this state?
It used to be I felt free on my walks
But, with all of these rules, now I won’t
Though I’ve found one sign that does ease my mind:
“You Don’t
Need to Believe –
“It’s Better if You Don’t”
Puts me in mind of the Arlo Guthrie song!
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